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Just ask the animals. As soon as they stop having all that homosexual sex
By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
Wednesday, July 1, 2009

I am sitting here right now smiling just a little, fondly recalling that famously controversial children's book, the one
about the gay penguins.

Remember? That positively adorable pair of them, at the Central Park Zoo, who had adopted an abandoned egg and
then hatched it themselves and were raising the chick together as a couple, even though the chick was clearly not
theirs -- though of course how penguins can actually tell whose kid is whose is still a question. Never mind that now.
The best part: the story was absolutely true. The book, "And Tango Makes Three," was beautiful and sweet and
touching in all the right ways -- except, of course, for the fact that it was also totally evil.

sort of ungodly, aberrant homosexual relationship, mocking natural laws and defying God's will that all creatures
For indeed, the penguins in question, named Roy and Silo, were both males. This meant they were clearly in some
only cohabitate with the opposite sex and buy microfiber sofas from Pottery Barn and eat their meals in silent
resentment and never have sex.

Worst of all, the book depicted this relationship, this "family," as perfectly OK, as no big deal, as even (shudder)
normal. After all, Roy and Silo didn't seem to give much of a damn. Tango sure seemed happy, what with not being
left for dead and all. As of this writing, the Central Park Zoo has yet to be swallowed into a gaping maw of sinful
doom. Any minute now, I suppose.

I am right now amused at this because it turns out Roy and Silo were not really so much of an anomaly at all. Nor
were they some sort of unholy freakshow, an immoral mistake in the eyes of a wrathful hetero God. Far from it.
Turns out they were, in fact, far more the norm than many humans, even to this day, want to let on.

Behold, the ongoing, increasingly startling research: homosexual and bisexual behavior, it turns out, is rampant in
the animal kingdom. And by rampant, I mean proving to be damn near universal, commonplace across all species
everywhere, existing for myriad reasons ranging from pure survival and procreative influence, right on over to pure
pleasure, co-parenting, giddy screeching multiple monkey orgasm, even love, and a few dozen other potential
explanations science hasn't quite figured out yet. Imagine.

Are you thinking, why sure, everyone knows about those sex-crazed dolphins and those superslut bonobo monkeys
and the few other godless creatures like them, the sea turtles and the weird sheep and such, creatures who
obviously haven't read Leviticus. But that's about it, right? Most animals are devoutly hetero and straight and damn
happy about it, right?

Wrong.

New research is revealing so many creatures and species that exhibit homosexual/bisexual behavior of some kind,
scientists are now saying there are actually very few, if any, species in existence that don't exhibit it in some way.
It's everywhere: Bison. Giraffes. Ducks. Hyenas. Lions and lambs, lizards and dragonflies, polecats and elephants.
Hetero sex. Anal sex. Partner swapping. The works.

Let's flip that around. Here's the shocking new truism: In the wilds of nature, to not have some level of
homosexual/bisexual behavior in a given species is turning out to be the exception, not the rule. Would you like to
read that statement again? Aloud? Through a megaphone? To the Mormon and Catholic churches? And the rest of
them, as well? Repeatedly?

Would you like to inform them that such behavior is definitely not, as so many hard-line Christian literalists want
to believe, some sort of poison that snuck into God's perfect cake mix, nor is it all due to some sort of toxic
chemical that leeched into the animal's water supply, suddenly causing all creatures to occasionally feel the urge
wear glitter and listen to techno and work on their abs?

And so we extend the idea just a little bit. Because if homosexual/bisexual behavior is universal and by design, if
gender mutability is actually deeply woven into the very fabric of nature itself, and if you understand that nature is
merely another word for God, well, you can only surmise that God is, to put it mildly, much more than just a little
bit gay. I mean, obviously.

But let's be fair. That's not exactly true. God is not really gay, per se. God is more... pansexual. Omnisexual. Gender
neutral. Gender indeterminate. It would appear that God, this all-knowing and all-creating and all-seeing divine
energy that infuses and empowers all things at all times everywhere, does not give a flying leather whip about
gender.

Or rather, She very much does, but not in the simpleminded, hetero-only way 2,000 years of confused religious
dogma would have us all believe.

God's motto: Look, life is a wicked inscrutable orgy of love and compassion and survival instinct, shot through with
pain and longing and death and suffering and far, far too many arguments about who did or did not pay the goddamn
mortgage.

Life on Earth is messy and bloody and constantly evolving and transmuting and guess what? So is sexuality, and
love, and connection, and what it means to exist. And if you uptight, hairless bipeds don't soon acknowledge this in a
very profound way, well, it ain't the damn penguins who will suffer for it. You feel me?

This, then, is what science appears to be trying to tell us, has been telling us, over and over again: Nature abides no
narrow, simplistic interpretation of her ways. Nature will defy your childish fears and laughable behavioral laws at
nearly every turn. God does not do shrill homophobia.

Of course, until very recently, science was also beaten with the stick of right-wing fear for many, many years, told
to keep quiet about those damnable facts, or else. Homosexuality is a lifestyle! A choice! And you can be lured into
it! Seduced by the evil rainbow! Just like those poor penguins! Right.

Let us be perfectly clear. Not every individual animal necessarily displays homosexual traits. But in every sexually
active species on the planet, at least some of them do, for all sorts of reasons, and it's common and obvious and as
normal as a warm spring rain falling on a pod of giddy bottlenose dolphins having group sex off the coast of Fiji.
And either humankind is part of nature and the wanton animal kingdom, a full participant in the messy inexplicable
glories of the flesh and spirit and gender play, or we are the aberrant mistake, the ones who are lagging far behind
the rest of the kingdom, sad and lost in the eyes of a very, very fluid and increasingly disappointed God.
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